This is my second and likely last post about Hyundais, there's just not much to say. But anyway, here it is, the new Elantra.
There seems to be quite a bit of hubbub around this car right now, asnd I'm not sure why. For one thing, it's a cheap ass economy car, who gives a fuck? And second, it's been out for months already
I've already been in one. A few months ago....early fall? I remember it being warmer out still. So I'd say September at the latest. Maybe August? Doesn't really matter.
I hate cheap cars salesman. They're sooo cringey and painfully stupid. And their Walmart dress clothes irk me. They ALWAYS try to impress you. The big one with Hyundai is "it has cooled seats!" So amazing!
Do you know why that's not special? Why I don't give a fuck? Because the fact that a $20,000 Hyundai has cooled seats makes it a very not-cool feature. Pun not originally intended.
I like these because they have that superb Hyundai quality. I also think their prices are astounding. You can get the limited model with leather and safety features for under $30,000! Closer to $20,000! For a brand. New. Car. That's insane!
I like their soul. A Corolla or Yaris is a souless hunk of metal. It was designed by trash, for trash. I hate them so much. This has soul, it's not exciting, but it has a certain character to it that you don't get in its contemporaries
I think they're just the cutest little specks. They get unreal gas mileage, they're cheap, they have a few nice features and they're a great thrash car. It doesn't matter if it gets dents, it's a $27,000 Hyundai!
I would not buy one though. What is this if it isn't a daily driver? And these are not good dasily drivers. They're painfully uncomfortable, squirrely, unsafe, and can cause bodily harm! You can develop back issues and nasty shit from the ride being so harsh. And your spleen can be punctured by metal fragments after you wreck.
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